woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I just found a bag of teeth...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize