I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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