Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
