i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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