sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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