I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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