We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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