Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
