How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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