Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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