I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
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you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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