Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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