i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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