So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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