dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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