i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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