So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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