Porn is love you can see.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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