This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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