I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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