oh god the rape fog is back!
this boner is exhausting
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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