Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
How naked do you want me to be?
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