And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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