Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
is wine microwaveable?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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