yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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