I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize