using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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