He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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