Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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