she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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