Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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