If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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