There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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