She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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