school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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