I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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