can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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