Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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