I wish i was in the wii world.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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