is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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