is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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