she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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