do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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