She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table