Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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