i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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