we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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