I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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