i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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