Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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