Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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