It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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