I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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