:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
